Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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