I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
