I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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