you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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