she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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