i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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