You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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