Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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