That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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