Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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