did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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