Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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