I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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