I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
