I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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