You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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