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The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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