do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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