she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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