The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Text me some of your sweat
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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