im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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