Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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