i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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