i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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