Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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