I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Panties = found
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
