At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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