You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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