Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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