you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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