I just saw a hot homeless man
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i drank out of a bidet.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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