There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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