i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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