So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
