at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
