I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
