Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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