I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
vagina is talking i cant
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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