Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You can make out without kissing
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