Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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