You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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