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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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