so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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