I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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