I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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