It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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