I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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