What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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