respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
