I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
