8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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