therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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