idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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