I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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